Act 2:

[Cloud walks back to his seat.]

Cloud: Well let’s continue. It’s your turn Mario.

Mario: The guy is not guilty! Because he looks like a nice guy.

Cloud: Well alright next.

Megaman: Not guilty because I defend everyone until they are proven super guilty.

Cloud: Ok now that we are done with that lets being it down a notch. Now we have here a summary of events.

Snake: Let’s see what you got.

Lara Croft: Right you are.

[Cloud bends down, picks up the case and puts it on the table. He opens it and draws from inside a stack of papers and photos. Cloud begins to read.]

Cloud: The defendant of this case, Riku is being prosecuted by Roxas for the claim of multiple impersonations, murders and being an accomplice to the dark side.

[Cloud flips the paper over.]

Cloud: It says here that a fellow named Axel witnessed Riku open Maleficent heart. Roxas after the events of Hollow Bastion followed Riku to Castle Oblivion where he fought him and strikes him across the head. Afterwards Riku escapes and Ansem witnessed Riku crush Luigi from the Mushroom Kingdom.
[Mario interprets.]

Mario: That son of a bitch he killed my brother Luigi!

[Mario takes out a case and opens it. He looks at Luigi who is in the case. Luigi is dead.]

Cloud: Hey uh Mario what do you got there?

Mario: My brother Luigi. The Riku kid is guilty!

Cloud: Well ok I will count that vote.

Sora: Woah wait a sec! You first said he was not guilty!

Mario: Yes but he killed my brother Luigi! Now Mr. Cloud lets finish this I got things to do.

Sora: Oh yeah sure jump over mushrooms!

Mario: Now wait a second there are these turtle things too.

[Turtle walks into the room.]

Vincent: Is that the turtle you were talking about?

Mario: Yes it's very scary yes?

[Vincent takes out his gun and shoots the turtle.]

Vincent: Yeah very scary indeed. He's dead by the way...

Sora: You see you are the only weak one here M-a-r-i-o

Mario: Shut the hell up!

Cloud: Ok that's enough!

[Prince of Persia raises his hand.]

Cloud: Yes the Prince of Persia?

Prince of Persia: I got the powers of time. So if you want I could go back in time with Mario to see what really happened between Riku and his brother Luigi.

Sonic: So that's why there's sand all over the floor.

[Snake, Lara, Crash and Megaman start laughing.]

Cloud: Order! Order in the jury room please!

[Everyone quiets down.]

Prince of Persia: So what do you say Cloud? Should I go back in time?

Cloud: Yes just go...and take Mario with you.

Mario: Alright here I go!

[Mario and the Prince of Persia stands up. They walk over to one another. Everyone is watching them at this time. Prince of Persia grabs Mario and goes back in time. Mario and Prince of Persia appear in the Mushroom Kingdom.]

Prince of Persia: Woah what a crappy kingdom. My kingdom is beautiful compared to this crap.

Mario: Be quiet! Oh no look there he is!

[They see Luigi playing around with Yoshi. Out of nowhere they hear screaming. Mario and the Prince of Persia look up and see Riku falling.]

Mario: My poor brother Luigi! I can't look!

[Mario hides behind the Prince of Persia. Prince of Persia rolls his eyes and sees Riku land on top of Luigi. Luigi is at this moment dead.]

Riku: Oh damn. I'm so sorry!

[Riku gets up and looks at Luigi.]

Riku: Crap crap crap he's dead!

[Riku looks around slowly and sees the Prince of Persia and Mario.]

Riku: Oh shit time to dip!

[Riku runs out of there. Mario comes out from behind the Prince.]

Mario: Did you see that?! The bitch is guilty!

Prince of Persia: Yeah how about we go back in time again?

Mario: Ok Prince of Persia!

[The Prince of Persia makes them go back in time. But by mistake he messes up. They appear in a hallway that's inside a castle.]

Mario: What are we doing here?

Prince of Persia: Well I don't know. Lets look around a bit.

[They suddenly hear loud noises coming from a room.]

Prince of Persia: What the heck? Lets go Mario!

[Mario and the Prince of Persia go over to the room and leans on the door trying to hear what is going on in the room.]

Peach: Ohhh Luigi you're such a better lover then Mario!

[Peach moans out loud.]

Luigi: Y-yes my dear Peach I know.

[The Prince of Persia and Mario look at each other and then slowly backs away from the door.]

Mario: I have hear enough lets get out of here Prince of Persia.

Prince of Persia: Ok lets go.

[Prince of Persia grabs Mario and brings them back in time. They reappear in the jury room again.]

Cloud: Ok so what happened?

Prince of Persia and Mario: You don't want to know!

[Mario walks over to his seat and sits down. The Prince of Persia does the same. Mario opens up the case that Luigi is in.]

Mario: You bitch you deserved it!

[Mario closes the case and throws it out the window. Everyone looks at him as if he's crazy.]

Mario: The Riku kid is not guilty I tell you! Me and the Prince of Persia saw what happened!

Cloud: Well alright good job Mario and Prince of Persia. So Riku is not guilty of the crime of killing Luigi.

Sora: Yes!!

Cloud: Alright now it says here that they have the weapon that Riku used in his battle with Roxas. So I'm going to go get the weapon. In the meantime keep quiet.

[Cloud goes over to the other side of the room. He knocks on the door that belongs to the guard. Nemesis which is the guard is on a computer looking up names of S.T.A.R. Members.]

Cloud: Hello is anyone in there?

[Cloud knocks on the door loudly. Nemesis looks up from his computer. He sighs and stands up. He then opens the door.]

Cloud: Hey there-

[Cloud stops his sentence and jumps when he sees Nemesis. Cloud stares at Nemesis for a while and doesn't say anything. Matt stands up and looks over Cloud's shoulder. Matt's eyes widens when he sees Nemesis. He takes Vincent's cape and wraps himself in it. Vincent glares at Matt. Cloud snaps out of it.]

Cloud: Oh um Hi

[Cloud laughs nervously.]

Cloud: Can we get the weapon please?

Nemesis: Stars?

Cloud: What are you talking about?

Nemesis: Stars! Stars!

Cloud: Look I don't know what the hell you are talking about.

Nemesis: STARS!

[Nemesis takes out a badge of a S.T.A.R. Member. The S.T.A.R. member shown in the picture is Matt lying on the floor. Cloud takes the picture and show it to the jurors in the room. They all gaze at the picture.]

Lara Croft: Lad looks familiar.

Megaman: I think I have seen him before.

[Vincent stares piercing at Matt who's hiding in his cape. The jurors then decline recognition. Cloud nods disapproval and gives it back to Nemesis.]

Cloud: Sorry we don't know who this is.

[Nemesis gets frustrated and shouts while taking the picture. He then gives him the weapon.  Matt comes out of Vincent's cape. Vincent takes the cape and puts it on the other side.]

Cloud: Thanks!

[Cloud takes the weapon and closes the door. Cloud then stabs the keyblade in the middle of the table.]

Cloud: Ok so the Riku fellow used this weapon to strike Roxas across the head. I have heard about keyblades before. This is indeed a keyblade. The name of this keyblade is “Soul Eater”.

Vergil: What kind of blade is that?

Sonic: It looks kind of funny.

Sora: It's a keyblade do you mind!

Cloud: Guys take it easy now. I hear that many people have keyblades. And only the owner is allowed to wield there own keyblade. So Riku is the only person that can wield this blade. Riku is the prime suspect of this crime.

Snake: Wait wait wait lets look at some photos.

Cloud: Yeah alright.

[Cloud slides down the folder to Snake. Snake takes out all the pictures and as he looks at one he passes it along. But one picture calls his attention. The picture is a mug shot of Riku. Snake looks closely at it and speaks up.]

Snake: There's a gash on his forehead.

[Everyone gasps at the same time. They all stand up and walk over to Snake. They lean over and look at the photo.]

Sora: What?! Riku your poor face.

Crash/Mask: Crash says Sora is gay for Riku.

[Everyone looks at Crash/Aku Aku Mask and then looks back at the photo. Sora looks away embarrassed.]

Vergil: That gash looks like it was made from a sword/blade.

Lara: Yes I agree with Vergil. A gun can't do a gash like that.

Vincent: So I guess we could say that Roxas hit him across the head and created that gash.

Sonic: And at the speed and rate and or angle judging by the wound I would say that it was this same blade that struck Riku.

Vergil: True the gash and the blade fit in this picture.

Cloud: But how could the same weapon of assault be used by someone other then Riku? We need more visual proof that is.

Megaman: May I see the photo one sec?

[Megaman takes the photo in his right hand and his eyes seem to whir like machinery.]

Megaman: Look if you notice this photo was taken at a large city and my readings seem to pick up almost no pure light in the photo making it very dim. In the back is sorta like a castle...

[Sonic then interrupts.]

Sonic: Oh yes a castle I've seen the place only for a moment though. Just passing by.

Sora: It's Castle Oblivion!

[Vergil looking antagonistically at Mario.]

Vergil: Now that's a castle!

[Mario apparently flicks the finger at Vergil, While Vincent snickers and Vergil stares in disgust.]

Lara Croft: What an insult!

Snake: I would have snuffed that b***h!

Vincent: Silence fools!

Cloud: Thank you Vincent now back to the main focus! Sonic you say that you have been there, do you recall seeing anyone in particular or anything?

Sonic: Not really except these creepy crawly things.

Sora: The heartless!

[Sora says it in a high pitch squeal. Naruto walks in with a cup in his hand and cynically says.]

Naruto: Who's the biatch that just screamed?

[Naruto looks at Lara. Lara then points at Sora.]

Cloud: You are not a juror on this case so you shouldn't be-

Sora: Yeah your not suppose to be here so get out of here you don't even know what's going on. You especially don't know about Riku.

[Lara whispers to Snake.]

Lara Croft: Obsessive much?

[Sora gets aggravated.]

Sora: Shut the hell up!

[Cloud gets annoyed.]

Cloud: Calm the fuck down!

Vergil: Feeding!!

[Aku Aku mask makes a sound effect and everyone looks at him. They see Crash picking his nose. Naruto breaks the silence.]

Naruto: Anyways I'm the janitor. So I thought I should bring you guys some cups for you can drink some water.

[Naruto takes out one cup and places it on the table.]

Snake: But it's only one cup.

[Naruto sighs and does a hand sign.]

Naruto: Shadow clone jutsu!

[Naruto creates multiple cups.]

Mario: Holy crap what a twist!

[Mario twirls his finger.]

Mask/Crash: Well that solves the cup problem.

Megaman: Where's the water?

[Naruto frustrated shouts out.]

Naruto: I'm a janitor dammit! Not a miracle worker! Get your lazy asses up and get it!

Lara Croft: Hows about while I get me some water I put a bullet in your ass as well?

[Naruto leaves the room nervously]

Lara Croft: The nerve of some people!

[Snake instinctively staring at Lara's breasts.]

Snake: I know.

[Snake snickers and chuckles low.]

Cloud: Can I please call your attention back.

[Everyone looks at him again.]

Cloud: Please return yo your seats now.

[Everyone goes back to there seats.]

Sonic: But now that I do think about it I'm not sure but I remember someone wielding a sword similar to that one. But much longer in size.

Vincent: But we can assume that it was Roxas that hit Riku with this weapon. And left it behind to frame him.

Crash/Mask: Crash says that the report read there where only 2 people present at the time.

[Cloud paces left and right and thinks.]

Cloud: So we can conclude that Riku was only trying to defend himself from Roxas at the time and as for turning to the dark side-

[Sora interrupts.]

Sora: He was only trying to escape from Ansem!

Cloud: Do we all agree?

[All jurors nod.]

Lara: What about Maleficent?

[Sora whispers.]

Sora: She's a bitch...

[Everyone looks at him and then looks away.]

Prince of Persia: Moving on,Anyways Mr. Foreman can you tell us about Maleficent.

Cloud:Well ok in this article.

[Cloud reads the article.]

Cloud: Maleficent a witness to the case said that Riku strike a blow to her heart. But there really isn't anything else to this testimony. There's no items. Not even a video.

Mario: Well that sucks how can we talk about it without any evidence.

[Megaman raises his hand.]

Cloud: Yes Megaman?

Megaman: Since I'm a computer program I could break into Hollow Bastion castle security system and look for the video that the assault took place in.

Prince of Persia: Yeah that's a brilliant idea!

Cloud: Ok then go for it.

Megaman: But I need a computer.

Snake: Well you can use my codice.

Matt: What the hell is a codice?

Snake: A codice is a device that you can contact my chief and break into the system.

Matt: Oh wow sounds cool.

Vergil: Yeah yeah come on Megaman just do it.

Megaman: Ok gimme here.

[Snake hands Megaman his codice. Megaman puts it on his ear and begins hooking it up. He then starts scanning. In the mean time Sora, Matt, and Crash are trying to get water from the water fountain.]

Sora: Get outta the way you monkey you are taking mad long.

Crash/Mask: Crash says to be quiet you Riku lover.

Sora: Why I outta!

Mario: Be quiet Sora you talk to much.

[Crash gets his water and then Sora skips Mario and begins to get his water.]

Mario: Hey Sora you skipped me!

Sora: And you say I talk a lot!

[They begin arguing and then Mario and Sora start fighting with the water fountain. Mario by mistake spills some water and it almost lands on Prince of Persia.]

Prince of Persia: Stop fighting over water you cheap animated characters. You almost spilled water on me.

Sora and Mario: Cheap animated characters? Your mother!

Prince of Persia: My mother?! Oh that's it kiss my-

[He gets interfered by Megaman.]

Megaman: I found it! I found it!

Cloud: Good job Megaman now lets see it.

[Megaman projects a image that comes out of his eyes. A video starts to play. Everyone at this time is watching the video. The video starts to show Maleficent walking into a bedroom. She approaches the bed. On the bed lays Riku sleeping. She starts touching his face slowly. Riku is in a deep sleep so he doesn't really feel anything. Then we see her start to molest Riku. Sora screams outloud.]

Sora: You fucking cult!

[Naruto screams from outside the door.]

Naruto: Believe it!

Nemesis: STARS!

[Nemesis screams from inside his office. Cloud looks at Sora and then Nemesis's door and then finally at the door.]

Cloud: Sora for the last time calm down or else.

Snake: Or else what?

[Cloud stares at Snake. Snake stares at Cloud. They start having a mini staring contest. Lara clears her throat loudly. It gains everyones attention.]

Lara: Lets just continue.

Sonic: Yeah you got the wrong video Megaman.

Megaman: Oh sorry.

[He then starts scanning again and finds the right video. He sees Maleficent and Riku in a huge room. They now start watching the video.]

Maleficent: Riku you now have the keyblade. It can unlock the darkest of hearts.

Riku: Yes I know. I will use it to my own benefit.

Maleficent: Sora and the brats are coming. We must get prepared.

Riku: Correction YOU must get prepared I'm leaving.

Maleficent: But Riku you are my partner we need to work together!

Riku: Well then I quit.

Maleficent: But I need you! At least give me the power. I want power!

[Snake interferes.]

Snake: Sweating bullets...

[Back to the video.]

Riku: Fine but will you leave me alone if I give you this so called power?

Maleficent: Yes! Use your keyblade and unlock my heart.

[She laughs all evilly and such. Riku takes his keyblade and strikes it into Maleficent's heart. They hear Maleficent scream outloud.]

Cloud: Ok Megaman cut if off.

Megaman: Got it!

[He cuts it off and heads back to his seat.]

Cloud: Ok so what do you guys think?

Vergil: She was fedding!

[Everyone looks at him.]

Cloud: Ok besides her fedding what else?

Sonic: She asked for it so that would make him...

Mario: Not guilty!

Matt: Exactly!

Vincent: Whatever.

Lara: Correct you are.

Snake: Perfect.

Sora: Yes!

Sonic: Yeah surprisingly.

Vergil: Looks like the party is over.

Megaman: Hooray!

Cloud: One final show of hands. Who thinks Riku is not guilty?

[Everyone raises there hand. But in there hands everyone is holding an item. So Matt is holding up his shotgun which is still backwards. Vincent holds up his gun. Prince of Persia holds up the dagger of time. Lara holds up her gun. Crash holds up a wumpa fruit. Snake holds up his gun. Sora holds up a keyblade. Sonic holds up a chaos emerald. Vergil holds up his sword. Mario holds up a mushroom. And finally Megaman holds up his megabuster. Cloud looks at them all and he's the only one that holds up his hand.]

Cloud: I said put ya hands up not your weapons!

Snake: Who lets go of there weapons these days?

[Everyone nods. End of Act 2.]